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Electro!

by Captain Ronzo

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Bats in the Belfry 02:54
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You might think that I don't look so tough But I have got a head full of crazy batshit stuff My brain is an airport for eyeball-eating bats So you better mind your manners you fucking little brats Chorus: Stand back you freaks, I've got bats in the belfry A tangle with me shall prove to be unhealthy These little buggers flying out of my ears Shall far surpass all your darkest fears Bats in the Belfry! (3) Verse 2 Their flapping wings and piercing cries These hungry bats will eat your eyes And then you'll see what I'm talking about So head for the hills and get the fuck out Chorus Stand back you freaks, I've got bats in the belfry A tangle with me shall prove to be unhealthy These nocturnal creatures shall run amuck These furry little bastards don't give a fuck Bats in the Belfry! (3)
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Fifty Miles of Sulphuric Acid 03:03
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Fifty Miles of Sulfuric Acid Verse1 Fifty miles of sulfuric acid is all that stands between us From buying a luxury condo right on the surface of Venus It's only 600 degrees centigrade I'll bring some antacid and some lemonade Chorus: Look at all these idiots paying rent on Earth I'll venture into outer space and get my money's worth I'm burning rocket fuel until my tanks are dry You earthling losers can kiss my ass goodbye Verse 2 I got some timeshare property right on Mercury's surface My realtor just chuckled and told me that it's worthless But I've got awesome views of the sun's solar flares The sunburn can be deadly but who the hell cares Chorus: Bridge: I got a used spaceship I bought online And all my stuff is bundled up with twine I'll bring some suntan lotion and heavy duty shades I know there's a fortune in real estate .......... to be made! Chorus
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Rocks in your Head 02:58
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I don't need to be a geologist to see You got rocks in your head, you live in a fantasy And I take it for granite You're from a different planet Than me I can hear them rattle around inside your skull Nothing too sharp, these rocks are really dull Nothing that might cause a spark These rocks are always in the dark Rockhead! The problem is that these rocks are really loud Sharing your stone age vision with your crowd All your blabbering on, I get no peace Studying rocks just ain't my expertise Are they igneous rocks? or sedimentary? Or maybe Metamorphic? Or just plain scary? You've got a head that's filled with rock Your brain cells seem to be out of stock Some people's brains are a precious gem But you're sure as hell not one of them Rockhead! repeat first verse I don't need to be a geologist to see You got rocks in your head, you live in a fantasy And I take it for granite You're from a different planet Than me
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Penis Enlarger 03:04
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I read in a magazine that size does matter It's got to be longer, It's got to be fatter Verse 1 Penis Enlarger - swinging dick dance I'm going to need a bigger pair of pants Swinging Dick Dancer! I'm like a sex god come down to Earth Maximum length, maximum girth Swinging Dick Dancer! Chorus Penis Enlarger - swinging dick dance Now I'm going to need a bigger pair of pants Penis Enlarger! verse 2 I've got the biggest pillar on the block People come to worship my enormous cock Swinging Dick Dancer! King of the jungle - forget about the lions I'm a miracle of medical science Swinging Dick Dancer! Chorus Bridge: At first I was skeptical, it came in the mail But I'm hung like a beluga whale Chorus Verse 3 I'm like a sex god come down to Earth Maximum length, maximum girth Swinging Dick Dancer! I've got the biggest pillar on the block People come to worship my enormous cock Swinging Dick Dancer!
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I am Not a Psychiatrist! 02:42
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Verse 1 You always call me on the phone All night long you bitch and moan I’ll lend an ear and be your friend But your tired monologue never ends Oh my god, it’s getting late I going to have to charge you an hourly rate I am not a psychiatrist (3) so fuck you! Verse 2 Nothing will work that I suggest I change the subject but you’re obsessed Same old problems and a year has passed Here’s an idea – get off your ass! Round and round, I can’t prevent ya I’m not trained to treat dementia I am not a psychiatrist (3) so fuck you! Verse 3 I must be a real sucker This compassion thing is a motherfucker You whine and scream and even yelp What you need is professional help I must be some kind of saint A psychiatrist is what I ain’t I am not a psychiatrist (3) so fuck you!
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World of Sharks 04:02
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Welcome friends to the world of sharks Their teeth start leaving these little marks You might see a pointy fin in your neighbor's lawn Then one of these days your leg will be gone Don't look at me like some kind of loona You'll wake up one day in a can of tuna Chorus You're living in a world of sharks and you're just a minnow Your cover's blown, your comfort zone is out the window They know who you are and they know what you're doing So you better wake up before their teeth start chewing Sharks try to get me with their get rich schemes Mouths full of politics get me with their screams Promising fun if I buy their whatchamacallit Sharks get all friendly and try to snatch my wallet Sharks with commercials to sell me useless things Lady sharks try to get me to buy them diamond rings Chorus Okay, so that's my story, it's probably really boring Anyway, my time is up and I see my shrink is snoring I didn't used to be like this. I think I know the cause You never should've let me go see that movie "Jaws"
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Duck-Billed Platypus 03:35
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You sold your soul and destroyed yourself But you found it years later on a thrift store shelf So who was that guy with the horns and a tail? And why was he so eager to close the sale? You look like a quack in your tar and feather You may need some duck tape to keep it together chorus And now you’re writing this song using beer as a catalyst You're just as strange as a duck-billed platypus Verse 2 People insist that the rat race has a checkered flag You cruised at your leisure 'cause you found it such a drag Waving at the grandstands, coasting through the curve The people were not happy - You got a lot of nerve! Even the devil, disgruntled, discarded your old soul You kept your soul and your sanity - You must be on a roll! chorus And now you’re writing this song using beer as a catalyst You're just as strange as a duck-billed platypus Bridge: You’re the type of mammal that lives near a keg A strange sort of mammal that can lay an egg You’ve got a web foot at the end of your leg, Venomous ankles and a sister named Peg

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These are electronic versions of previously recorded Captain Ronzo songs. This is a work in progress - I will be adding more songs as I finish them.

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released April 24, 2024

All songs written by Captain Ronzo (Ron Richter),electronics and vocals by Captain Ronzo. Artwork by Ron Richter. New original songs - Ron Richter ©2024

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